Volume I

The Fucking
French
Cook

A Cookbook for People Who Hate Cooking, Recipes, Measurements and Instructions

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28 recipes · 6 chapters · No measurements

"You don't need a recipe.
You need confidence. And butter."

L'Omelette
infrastructure
La Baguette
BeurreDemi-Selnot optional. never optional.
Le Fromageavant le dessert, toujours

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01

L'Omelette

The most humiliating recipe if you fail it

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02

Les Tartines

Oui, tartine. Not toast. There's a difference.

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03

Les Oeufs Cocotte

Fancy name. Five minutes. Nobody needs to know.

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04

Le Croque-Monsieur

The best grilled cheese in the world and we refuse to call it that

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05

Le Pain Perdu

French toast. But we invented it. And named it 'lost bread.' Which is more honest.

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07

La Soupe à l'Oignon

The most underestimated soup in the world

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09

Les Moules Marinières

The fastest impressive dinner you will ever make

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11

Le Steak et sa Sauce

The steak you already know. The sauce that changes everything.

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13

Le Poulet Rôti

The dish that made France famous and requires almost no effort

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15

Le Magret de Canard

Duck breast. Sounds terrifying. Takes 20 minutes. Impresses everyone.

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16

Le Gratin Dauphinois

The greatest thing ever done with a potato

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23

La Mousse au Chocolat

Air, chocolate, eggs. Nothing else. No shortcuts.

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25

La Crème Brûlée

Burnt cream. The most satisfying dessert in the world to make.

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27

Le Plateau de Fromages

Not a recipe. A philosophy.

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