tee
Cordialement Tee
“Cordialement.” — (I hope you step on a Lego)
34,90 €Join the drop
−15% from 3 items · Because one opinion is never enough
Collection 01 · Office French
Wear the passive-aggression.
The phrases that run every French office, printed in small batches on organic cotton. Perfectly useless. Absolutely necessary.
tee
Je reviens vers toi Tee
“Je reviens vers toi.” — (never)
34,90 €Join the drop
sweat
Fiche de Poste Sweat
“Pas dans ma fiche de poste.” — Not in my job description
59,90 €Join the drop
hoodie
On se cale un point Hoodie
“On se cale un point.” — A meeting to plan the meeting
79,90 €Join the drop
mug
Pause Mug
“En pause.” — Since 1936 (congés payés)
20,00 €Join the drop
tote
Grève Tote
“Sorry, on strike.” — Back Tuesday. Maybe.
29,90 €Join the drop
poster
Certified Poster A3
“Certified Fucking French” — Appellation Arrogance Contrôlée
19,00 €Join the drop
The perfect gift for one francophile
The TFF Survival Kit
49,00 €
- ✓ 1 printed volume of your choice
- ✓ 1 Pause Mug
- ✓ 1 Certified sticker sheet
- ✓ 1 laminated Cordialement decoder card
Small batches
Printed in Europe. Not in a hurry.
Organic cotton
Softer than a French manager. Easily.
Secure payment
Card and Apple Pay. No cheques. It's 2026.
Complaints welcome
Filed with care at the Bureau des Plaintes.
First drop · Limited run
Get the drop before it's gone.
Waitlist members get first access and −15% on launch day. One email. No spam. We're too lazy.
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